The Mystery Revealed, Originally Posted January 2007

January 16, 2007 - Tuesday

I'd like to lodge a complaint! Category: Jobs, Work, Careers Even though I am a busy bee today... on the fast track to quick like bunny. I would like to lodge a complaint. I share my office floor with 4 other MEN, now the only other woman is my line producer who happens to not be here today. There are two other floors in this building that house maybe a total of 4 women. So ladies-why do you insist on taking shit's in the 2nd floor womens bathroom. Now, I really wouldn't mind so much...but come on...I've purchased lysol, citrus spray, there is even a toilet brush, and pretty smelling handsoap. USE them!!! I bought them for you, I don't crap at work....it's mixing two things I don't care for. Working and shit! So I guess the moral of this story is...don't poo on my turf, poo on your own. January 25, 2007 - Thursday Mystery Revealed Ok...alright. I've figured it out. So...MY OFFICE BATHROOM It isn't girls....apparently the guys use the girls bathroom....mother fuckers. Why? Why would you do that....there are TWO for a reason. I think I might just take the guys bathroom...put a Jessica sign up there over the man with the pants. Because, I'm tired of smelling your shit. Really, it makes me gag- and hold my nose. I'm too old to hold my nose...if I have to go so far as to put a sign up then I will. Because damn yo' ass stink. Eat some bran and shit at home....jeez