Things I have come to know 2004...2009 coming soon.

Thursday, December 2, 2004
9:44AM - Things I have come to know.
When that tall skinny girl is starting at you in the subway, it’s not because she thinks you’re ugly or fat. It’s because she is imagining that you are a gigantic loaded baked potato. What is fashion to you is crap to somebody else so go ahead and wear what you want, in a city this big someone is bound to pick up some trash.The recession special at grays papaya is the yummiest and cheapest meal in Manhattan.Gay men (born anywhere but here) are bitchier then a rich Manhattan born women. When writing in your journal on the subway be sure to let the older man next to you read over you shoulder, that way he can get to know you without really “getting to know you”If you take the “I’m not budging stance” when you are on the subway, stick to it. The worst thing to do is move for somebody, if you do you’ll be trapped in a corner, and when you try to get out the person you moved for won’t let you by, no matter how many times you say “excuse me”. (I have been known to use force when exiting the car).Your commute to and from work will always suck, even if you leave the house earlier or later, even if you take a different train. Most Dates and Even relationships are based on a dare. Find a job where you can wear your Pajama’s to work. (or something that you find just as comfortable)It’s ok to be a cliché (example: as a receptionist it is a joy to chew gum, file my nails, and answer the phone in an overly nasal voice) if it spices up your day.
Current mood: bored
Current music: Lauren Hill